Royal Wedding Pillows

Princess

This Camilla Parker Bowles mug. This is Worzel Gummidge with his name crossed out!

Henry, sire, do you think having you're wife's name tattooed on your chest is a good idea?

Royal Wedding - Car with celebratory union flags,

You're my Mona Lisa.

Demure lady with gloves

Lesbian civil partnership.

Heart surgeon tastooing patients heart with "Love".

"Do you, Darlene, take Jim to be your lawfully wedded husband, when you could, clearly, do far better?"

When Ted and Nancy would dance, it was as if they were the only couple on the floor....

'Of course I'll still love you when you're old and skinny!'

'Oh my God. I love it!'

"Stepping on the gown never works. They run faster without it."

'Now I kinda wish we had planned a bigger wedding.'

'Do you think it might be possible that what you wear could be a contributing factor to your relationship problems?'

"We stumbled onto a house - and both of us being young and in love and quick to grasp the situation - "

"You may now kiss the bride..."

I must say a winter wedding certainly saves on confetti!'

"You're the lid to my pot."

A heart shaped cake

"Will you stand by him through humiliating revelation after humiliating revelation, and then-once you're sure it couldn't possibly get any worse-when even more humiliating revelations come to light?"

"Thanks to my wedding planner, everyone in the wedding is still talking to each other."

'Do you promise to love, honor and remain co-dependent until death do you part?'

"And do you, Deborah Tannen, think they know what they're talking about?"

"Do you promise to love, honour and contribute to the gross national product?"

"It was years ago, for a nature documentary, and they said it was going to be very artistic."

"I feel we haven't moved beyond parallel play."

Happy Knife, Happy Wife

"NOW can I shoot you out of a cannon?"

"And now, Marla and Dave will text their own vows."

"The wedding cake as holy sacrament"

Red Letter Days - A declaration of love in public

"They met in the express-checkout lane at the A.&P. and have slowed down only occasionally ever since."

Wedding Day Itinerary.

"Look! I'm going to be a customer!"