British Royal Events Pillows

Rule Britannia!

"Hey, …. what's not to like?"

"Is this the same gold bar I gave you last year?"

Sabrage

Henry, sire, do you think having you're wife's name tattooed on your chest is a good idea?

'Is this your first Henley Regatta?'

"Any apologies for absence?"

Jester Cries Over His Replacement

Not My Coronation Quiche

'It could be the wedding of the century!'

Royal Wedding - Car with celebratory union flags,

'Sorry, sarge! I was trying to get an invite to the wedding!'

OK Yah!

Princess

'How did your 'get tough on crime' speech go?'

'and what do you do?'

'Excuse me, Officer, can you show me the way to London Fashion Week.'

'Hello Bob, how was the Grand Prix at Silverstone..?'

What brought down the royal families of Europe: Fast-lane: Royalty only!

"Wedding dresses have just shot up all over the realm!"

'I was a private guest at the Royal Wedding last weekend!'

"William and Kate are having another baby, I'm just saying."

A Foot Guard being teased by children.

Capitalist Being Paid by Monarch

This Camilla Parker Bowles mug. This is Worzel Gummidge with his name crossed out!

'The royal foreword certainly won't harm your joke book's prospects.'

Meghan Markle at Wimbledon

'He'll stop being so smug when he gets his first dent.'

Best Guards.

Sarah Ferguson

'It's working! It's working! Keep rolling and we will eat like kings!!'

'Does it have to be red?'

"Stupid unintended consequences!"

'This is some good stuff you 'knocked-off'... where did you say you acquired it?'