British Events Pillows

'Hello Bob, how was the Grand Prix at Silverstone..?'

They're Not Just That Into It

Mardi Gras

"Meet the embellisher 3-5 pm"

"Meet the author"

"Tonight! Author book signing." "Develop your inner raging bitch."

'I think I'll stay in and try to catch up on my reading.'

"The regular Fox news commentator was canned for being too soft on Iran. I'm Dick Cheney."

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

The Official Covid-19 Diet

Highlights From The Annual Central Park Country Fair

'Doesn't txt msg make it 38 languages and not 37?'

Opera Singer Looking Out of Place Sitting On The Bar Piano

Hooray for Bollywood!

"So finally, the liarbird flew off to the lucrative world of tell-all books, management consultancy and after-dinner speaking..."

Plight of Decent-White-Male-Middle Class Scapgoats.

"I write mostly confessional non-fiction."

Meet the author Billy Bovine.

'It's like a piece of music, like Mozart or Beethoven.'

"Where do you get your derivative ideas?"

"'Best wishes'? That's it? That's all you got?!"

'What do we do about this online order for 6,000 rounds of ammo, an assault rifle, an automatic handgun and a shotgun?'

Mexican angels.

"It's Shakespeare, Mother - please do't keep moaning 'Oh get on with it'!"

'Your Majesty, the peasants are out of bread', 'Then let them eat low-carb stuff,'

"....After ten o'clock is quiet time on board for the comfort of our passengers."

"Throw me somethin', mister."

Explosives: Libyan Oil

Putin sawing NATO

Oh look, Marv - We're just in time for the running of the fools!

Musical party at a private victorian house.

Lady Liberty: Give me your sick.

Tosca

"Baldo. My name is El Muerto. I have a message for you...from the afterlife."

Sabrage