Theatrical Events Pillows

'He's coming to! Ed, it's just Ray and the guys from the office! We were at a costume party.'

Shepherd and eurydice

Monster Baseball. The team's continuing to have some problems this season. Jekyll is good one day and bad the next. Dracula only shows up for night games. The Mummy is always covered in bandages and on the injured list. And King Kong can't keep his mind on the game --- Whenever he sees a pretty woman, he climbs up into the stands after her! At least Frankenstein has been pitching great again, just like when he was young! Yeah, he has a completely new arm!

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

Benedict Cumberbatch

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

Mardi Gras

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

"Tonight! Author book signing." "Develop your inner raging bitch."

'Now I kinda wish we had planned a bigger wedding.'

"Meet the embellisher 3-5 pm"

Shakespeare does stand-up comedy in the round.

Southwark Fair.

Pirate

"They've remained remarkably faithful to the text."

Anthropologists discover the earliest known depiction of Jazz Hands.

1847 - Bram Stoker, creator of Dracula was born in Dublin.

"Smile when you say that, pardner."

Piracy on a boating lake

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

'Okay, folks, that's a wrap!'

"All our extras are ex-soccer players - they're the best at dramatically faking injuries."

Theatre Masks and Butts

Owing to a clerical error, Luciano Pavarotti receives kudus instead of kudos for his performance as the Duke of Mantua.

'Oh, it's a long, long time...From here to November...'

'I guess it's not much consolation but I thought your impersonation of the King was a riot.'

'But they told me to take her down to theatre...'

Taking a peek at the audience

Modern Major General

Cafe Momus from La Boheme

"...You talking to me? Well, I'm the only one here... You talking to me?!" "Narcissus De Niro"

Scarpia from Tosca

The Mouse King appears in the Nutcracker

"I am so attracted to you right now."