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Shepherd and eurydice

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

Benedict Cumberbatch

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

Mardi Gras

'Now I kinda wish we had planned a bigger wedding.'

"Meet the embellisher 3-5 pm"

"Tonight! Author book signing." "Develop your inner raging bitch."

Pirate

Southwark Fair.

Shakespeare does stand-up comedy in the round.

"They've remained remarkably faithful to the text."

Anthropologists discover the earliest known depiction of Jazz Hands.

"Smile when you say that, pardner."

'I guess it's not much consolation but I thought your impersonation of the King was a riot.'

Owing to a clerical error, Luciano Pavarotti receives kudus instead of kudos for his performance as the Duke of Mantua.

Theatre Masks and Butts

'Oh, it's a long, long time...From here to November...'

1847 - Bram Stoker, creator of Dracula was born in Dublin.

Piracy on a boating lake

"All our extras are ex-soccer players - they're the best at dramatically faking injuries."

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

'Okay, folks, that's a wrap!'

'But they told me to take her down to theatre...'

Taking a peek at the audience

Modern Major General

"...You talking to me? Well, I'm the only one here... You talking to me?!" "Narcissus De Niro"

Cafe Momus from La Boheme

The Mouse King appears in the Nutcracker

Silly wig.

Scarpia from Tosca

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."