Literary Event Pillows

"Sign it after Chapter 2. That’s the chapter I liked."

"I write mostly confessional non-fiction."

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

Mardi Gras

"Meet the embellisher 3-5 pm"

'Now I kinda wish we had planned a bigger wedding.'

"Tonight! Author book signing." "Develop your inner raging bitch."

"Meet the author"

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

"That's five votes for In The Midst of Winter....three votes for The Hollow Ground....and, again, one vote for Moby-Dick."

Green Balloon

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

"I am so attracted to you right now."

All dressed up and no place to go

"Tracey, this is Gene. He also read the Nancy Reagan book in unbound galleys."

Meet the author - celebrity autobiographies,

'In hindsight, we should have spent more on marketing than entertainment.'

'They're being damn noisy in the hospitality box next door,'

Highlights From The Annual Central Park Country Fair

"So, what are you reading?"

'Is this a party, a cheese and wine do, a cocktail party, a soiree or just another of your old cronies get-togethers?'

'We're the first film ever in HD 3-D DOUBLE D!'

"Regarding the plot of your novel ... what on earth were you thinking?"

'He speaks for our entire generation. Pity he's such a bore...'

The Epsom Derby - The Finishing Line

"That was too many fresh original voices for one night."

'Doesn't txt msg make it 38 languages and not 37?'

"Great news, I've booked you two stag nights, a hen party and fourteen solemn thanksgiving services for members of the theatrical profession"

"Phil's an expert networker. One drink and he's on schmooze-control."

Opera Singer Looking Out of Place Sitting On The Bar Piano

Dinner at the Jolly Sandboys (opening to Ch 19)

Hooray for Bollywood!

A book reviewer reads between the margins.