British Royal Events T-Shirts

Rule Britannia!

"Hey, …. what's not to like?"

"Is this the same gold bar I gave you last year?"

Henry, sire, do you think having you're wife's name tattooed on your chest is a good idea?

Sabrage

'Is this your first Henley Regatta?'

Every time an invading army tries to kill me, I wonder if I should have finished art school instead of going to the family business.

"Any apologies for absence?"

Jester Cries Over His Replacement

'It could be the wedding of the century!'

Royal Wedding - Car with celebratory union flags,

OK Yah!

'Sorry, sarge! I was trying to get an invite to the wedding!'

Not My Coronation Quiche

Princess

'How did your 'get tough on crime' speech go?'

'Excuse me, Officer, can you show me the way to London Fashion Week.'

'Hello Bob, how was the Grand Prix at Silverstone..?'

'and what do you do?'

"Wedding dresses have just shot up all over the realm!"

'I was a private guest at the Royal Wedding last weekend!'

"William and Kate are having another baby, I'm just saying."

Capitalist Being Paid by Monarch

What brought down the royal families of Europe: Fast-lane: Royalty only!

A Foot Guard being teased by children.

Meghan Markle at Wimbledon

'The royal foreword certainly won't harm your joke book's prospects.'

This Camilla Parker Bowles mug. This is Worzel Gummidge with his name crossed out!

'He'll stop being so smug when he gets his first dent.'

"I give it a year."

Best Guards.

'Does it have to be red?'

Sarah Ferguson

'It's working! It's working! Keep rolling and we will eat like kings!!'

"Stupid unintended consequences!"