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'Excuse me, Officer, can you show me the way to London Fashion Week.'

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

Mardi Gras

"Tonight! Author book signing." "Develop your inner raging bitch."

"Meet the author"

"Meet the embellisher 3-5 pm"

'Now I kinda wish we had planned a bigger wedding.'

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

The Kitchen area of a Whitechapel Boarding House

"I am so attracted to you right now."

Green Balloon

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

All dressed up and no place to go

'Greenwich in the Season'

'In hindsight, we should have spent more on marketing than entertainment.'

'Is this a party, a cheese and wine do, a cocktail party, a soiree or just another of your old cronies get-togethers?'

'Doesn't txt msg make it 38 languages and not 37?'

"Great news, I've booked you two stag nights, a hen party and fourteen solemn thanksgiving services for members of the theatrical profession"

'They're being damn noisy in the hospitality box next door,'

Highlights From The Annual Central Park Country Fair

'We're the first film ever in HD 3-D DOUBLE D!'

The Epsom Derby - The Finishing Line

"Phil's an expert networker. One drink and he's on schmooze-control."

Opera Singer Looking Out of Place Sitting On The Bar Piano

Hooray for Bollywood!

Cargo Bay at Thames Warehouse

'If your name's not on the Liszt, you're not coming in.'

Cupcake jumps out of cake.

I know it seems a bit misplaced, but it does pay all the wedding expenses !'

Inhospitality tent.

'It's like a piece of music, like Mozart or Beethoven.'

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Mexican angels.