British Summer Events T-Shirts

'Is this your first Henley Regatta?'

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

The Busy Gardener

"Now, I'm ready for summer."

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

"This is the perfect way to watch movies if you love mosquitoes and having a cold, wet butt."

"First class, or with children?"

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

'Steak Ted?'

would you like it with extra botulism and a touch of salmonella?

"Ours is not a creative clan."

The end of summer is near and you still haven't made plans

Tension filled the tent.

Scene of seagull troops about to charge a picnic.

'With all the tanning lotion, sun block and moisturizers, we're more coated with batter than the onion rings!'

His New Grillfriend

You can take the boy out of Wimbledon...

Barbecued dessert, anyone? The coals are PERFECT now!

'Hey - I love your new Bermuda triangle shorts.'

Summertime

'Sure, it's our pool. . . but who's going to tell him that?'

Man is caught swimming on an inflable float in a moat by the knights.

I can hear a podcast of yesterday's sea.

'It's baseball season!'

The University Cricket Match - a sketch at Lord's.

Lawnmower

Excess Baggage: In the old days folks called 2 weeks with 4 kids in a non-air conditioned car a vacation.

Happy holidays for kids.

'Good timing, Pal, good timing.'

Beer Parasol.

"...Stop complaining if it wasn't for the mosquitoes you wouldn't get any exercise at all!"

A couple sit in front of their RV drinking wine while looking at birds sitting in front of a a small RV in a tree also drink wine.

Mother pours bubble bath into child's plastic pool

"Careful Hank, this one still has some fight in him."

"Come and get it!"