British Summer Celebrant T-Shirts

Tennis

"Oh, we're not religious. We only go on the solstices and equinoxes."

Bubbly

Polygamists' Picnic

'It's baseball season!'

'The TZ90C with triple boosted propane burners and a titanium mesh grill with carbon fibre casings is the only way to guarantee that genuine back to nature outdoor flavour.'

"It's Labor Day! The unofficial last day of summer!"

'I couldn't remember your exact age.'

An angry barbecue.

"That's the deep end."

Magazines layout Christmas issues months in advance so a woe of cartoonists is struggling to draw Christmas gags in the July heat.

'Details of the summer fete can be found on our website. The address is on the notice board at the back of the church.'

"Happy Birthday - I saw this and thought of you."

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

'My parents only said 'don't accept rides from strangers,' but I'm the one asking to go with YOU.'

"Yay! School is done!!"

Rabbits picknick

A woman stares at a birthday cake that has "4,000,000 calories" written on top of it in icing.

'If there was one thing Methusela hated. It was his Birthday bumps.

Ice cream makers.

"It's the racket season again!"

Passover Plague

'Is this your first Henley Regatta?'

'That does it! I've had it with that nincompoop! Every time there's a birthday, he's the first to sign the card and he never leaves room for anyone else!'

'I do hope you enjoy your birthday lie-in, dear.'

Lady Liberty Cools Off

'It's nice to see you all,but I was just going out to work.'

The Big Bad Wolf Turns 50.

Man holding a birthday cake.

'An egg and spoon race! That's horrible!'

Summer Berries

'Are you crazy? Don't throw the paddle-pop stick out! That's the best part...'

'The first barbecue is like Christmas for Marmaduke!'

Lady Justice eats birthday cake

Summer after the pandemic