British Summer T-Shirts

"It must be spring...the rain's warm!"

Guilty Northern Pleasures.

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

"Now, I'm ready for summer."

The experienced backpacker.

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

On August 14, 2011 at app. 2:00 p, Derek Winslow made scientific history by converting an item of the animal kingdom into an item of the plant kingdom.

"Whenever he shows up everything turns to crap!"

On holiday.

Every barbecue has its winners and losers.

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

Holiday time.

"First class, or with children?"

"Business doesn't take a summer vacation."

Beach con-man.

'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'

A woman floats in the pool under the shade of an airplane

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'

'Steak Ted?'

Bring your own inflatable.

Freshest ice cream in town!

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

Radar Gun Readings at Baseball Stadium

Gone With the Wind: The Beach Blanket

Dog's kite's tail is wagging.

Hiding the electronics.

"Mom! Don't think of me as covered with sand. Think of me as sugar coated."

Man retrives a mermaid from his swimming trunks after a swim in the sea

Pina Coladas

Beach Barbecue

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

"All I did this summer was go fishing, camping, bike riding, swimming, boating, and go the movies, carnivals, fairs, concerts and games. I'm bored."

Iliadette.

Scene of seagull troops about to charge a picnic.