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'You can just forget about the cake.'

'At this rate I'll end up with more heirs than hairs!'

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

Cord cutter

Duke of Clarence (Later William IV) Promenading with Family

British Prime Minister

A king and his paperwork.

"Possible exception to Prince William's proposed halt on space travel." proposed halt on space travel."

"A kingdom? A whole kingdom? All I want is a horse."

'I cut myself slashing the budget!'

"I learned about the despotism at the same time you did."

'A candle for it? Not blummin' likely - I'm a republican!'

"This is the first time you've ever planned a moat, I'm guessing?"

'Well, SOMEBODY leaked the frog incident to the press!'

Medieval King

'Charles Frederick and Camilla Gladys!'

'Son, isn't it about time you went out and conquered a country of your own?'

A Busy Sports Bar

'They're all hoping Kate Middleton will help them to cross the road.'

'In order to be the king's permanent wine taster, you only have to be able to do 3 things: drink, swallow...and live.'

Royal wedding cake, complete with paparazzi figures

'Well, you knew the peace process was going to be dangerous.'

'I don't know. Neo-monarchism sounds good...'

'If you ask me, all his tough talk on national issues is seriously undermined by the fuzzy pajamas.'

Anarchy/Monarchy.

Royal watches 'Prisoner cell block HRH' on T.V.

'AAAAGH! Oh, KNEEL! I thought you said my name - Neil!'

'Darling, you look like a .... princess!'

Royal Pic Photoshop

'To be or not to be . . . contingent on royal funding.'

'The deficit doesn't look nearly so bad now that we've switched to Arabic numerals.'

The Governor-General settles in.