Watching Royal Events Prints

"I give it a year."

'You can just forget about the cake.'

'At this rate I'll end up with more heirs than hairs!'

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

Cord cutter

Duke of Clarence (Later William IV) Promenading with Family

British Prime Minister

A king and his paperwork.

"Possible exception to Prince William's proposed halt on space travel." proposed halt on space travel."

"A kingdom? A whole kingdom? All I want is a horse."

Graffiti on guard's horse

'I cut myself slashing the budget!'

"I learned about the despotism at the same time you did."

'A candle for it? Not blummin' likely - I'm a republican!'

'Well, SOMEBODY leaked the frog incident to the press!'

"This is the first time you've ever planned a moat, I'm guessing?"

Medieval King

'Charles Frederick and Camilla Gladys!'

'Son, isn't it about time you went out and conquered a country of your own?'

'They're all hoping Kate Middleton will help them to cross the road.'

A Busy Sports Bar

'Well, you knew the peace process was going to be dangerous.'

'I don't know. Neo-monarchism sounds good...'

Royal Variety

Royal wedding cake, complete with paparazzi figures

'In order to be the king's permanent wine taster, you only have to be able to do 3 things: drink, swallow...and live.'

'If you ask me, all his tough talk on national issues is seriously undermined by the fuzzy pajamas.'

Anarchy/Monarchy.

Royal watches 'Prisoner cell block HRH' on T.V.

'The deficit doesn't look nearly so bad now that we've switched to Arabic numerals.'

'Darling, you look like a .... princess!'

A guardsman is embarrassed when the wind reveals his bearskin hat is doubling as a 'comb over'.

'AAAAGH! Oh, KNEEL! I thought you said my name - Neil!'

Royal Wedding viewers.

'To be or not to be . . . contingent on royal funding.'