Royal Events Prints

Capitalist Being Paid by Monarch

"Is this the same gold bar I gave you last year?"

"Hey, …. what's not to like?"

"Yes, but you were the defender of the wrong faith."

Bouncy Castle. Hey, you kids, get out of my house!

Henry, sire, do you think having you're wife's name tattooed on your chest is a good idea?

Football Royalty

"Any apologies for absence?"

Jester Cries Over His Replacement

Every time an invading army tries to kill me, I wonder if I should have finished art school instead of going to the family business.

'It could be the wedding of the century!'

Royal Wedding - Car with celebratory union flags,

OK Yah!

Not My Coronation Quiche

'Sorry, sarge! I was trying to get an invite to the wedding!'

Princess

'Hello Bob, how was the Grand Prix at Silverstone..?'

'Hey! I didn't ask to be king - I had it thrust upon me!'

'TWO crowns? - I'd say you definitely have delusions of grandeur.'

'Mother's visiting next week, so I'd like you to lock up all the dissidents.'

'I'm pretty sure I never said I wanted a 'Bouncy' castle.'

"Wedding dresses have just shot up all over the realm!"

"William and Kate are having another baby, I'm just saying."

'I was a private guest at the Royal Wedding last weekend!'

What brought down the royal families of Europe: Fast-lane: Royalty only!

A Foot Guard being teased by children.

'Well, you DID know this job was dangerous when you took it.'

This Camilla Parker Bowles mug. This is Worzel Gummidge with his name crossed out!

'He'll stop being so smug when he gets his first dent.'

Meghan Markle at Wimbledon

BRINGGGG!, 'I TOLD you to turn off your cell phone!'

"I give it a year."

'Does it have to be red?'

'It's working! It's working! Keep rolling and we will eat like kings!!'

'Joan of Arc is visiting - make sure all the toilet seats are down.