Royal Affairs Prints

"Is this the same gold bar I gave you last year?"

"You may have been the victim of a mis-sold PFI contract."

'At this rate I'll end up with more heirs than hairs!'

"It is we."

'Steve says that he doesn't understand why the liberals are so glum! They already have a majority.'

"Of all the labour saving devices invented in the last 70 years, this is one's favourite."

"Yes, but you were the defender of the wrong faith."

Big Brother watching you watch Big Brother

Benefit mistakes cost one billion a year. Well in our defence we did get a lot of the numbers correct,they just weren't in the right order.

'We can't cut entitlements for federal employees. We're federal employees.'

'I'll have your head on a platter.'

"You have a really lousy sense of humor."

Stephen Harper Soliliquizes

"Be afraid my friends...if the government takes over your healthcare, you're going to be left with nothing!"

'We're out of duct tape.'

Reign Man

The King In The Rain.

"Friend or foe?"

Trumpled

'Not till you're sixteen.'

"It's the never-ending struggle between the State Department and the Department of Defense."

'The attack will have to wait until tomorrow Congressman. Today is furlough day. . .'

'I'm not saying he's unpopular, but the Secret Service won't let me wear spike heels.'

'Environments-called-protection agency - formerly: Environment protection agency'

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

"Three years running 'fake news' websites? You're just what we're looking for!"

"If you represent special interests, I can seat you immediately."

My horse for a kingdom.

Bureau of Spending Decreases and Deficit Reduction - 'Wait a minute! How can that be?'

'He's practicing for his appearance before the congressional committee on torture.'

'Don't worry. he always does that right before he raises taxes.'

DOH should create a simple prevalence formula that works.

'Wasn't that the Chancellor?'

'This is what I mean about inadequate interagency cooperation.'