Royal Affairs Gifts

"Is this the same gold bar I gave you last year?"

"You may have been the victim of a mis-sold PFI contract."

'At this rate I'll end up with more heirs than hairs!'

"It is we."

'Steve says that he doesn't understand why the liberals are so glum! They already have a majority.'

"Yes, but you were the defender of the wrong faith."

"Of all the labour saving devices invented in the last 70 years, this is one's favourite."

Big Brother watching you watch Big Brother

Benefit mistakes cost one billion a year. Well in our defence we did get a lot of the numbers correct,they just weren't in the right order.

'We can't cut entitlements for federal employees. We're federal employees.'

'We're out of duct tape.'

"Be afraid my friends...if the government takes over your healthcare, you're going to be left with nothing!"

Stephen Harper Soliliquizes

Reign Man

"You have a really lousy sense of humor."

'I'll have your head on a platter.'

J. Edgar - F.B.Eye Lives On.

"It's the never-ending struggle between the State Department and the Department of Defense."

"Three years running 'fake news' websites? You're just what we're looking for!"

'I'm not saying he's unpopular, but the Secret Service won't let me wear spike heels.'

'The attack will have to wait until tomorrow Congressman. Today is furlough day. . .'

"Friend or foe?"

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

'Not till you're sixteen.'

The King In The Rain.

"The militant hard-liners are making demands, the fanatical zealots are issuing threats, and the moderate centrists are offering suggestions."

Trumpled

'Environments-called-protection agency - formerly: Environment protection agency'

"If you represent special interests, I can seat you immediately."

My horse for a kingdom.

Bureau of Spending Decreases and Deficit Reduction - 'Wait a minute! How can that be?'

'Don't worry. he always does that right before he raises taxes.'

'He's practicing for his appearance before the congressional committee on torture.'

'Wasn't that the Chancellor?'

James Clapper Resigns US National Director of Intelligence