Royal Adviser Gifts

"Bad news, Sire - Your targeted tax cut MISSED."

'At this rate I'll end up with more heirs than hairs!'

"It is we."

"Is this the same gold bar I gave you last year?"

Fairy Library - Cinderella Marries the Prince

"Of all the labour saving devices invented in the last 70 years, this is one's favourite."

Automatic Congressman

King completes rubik's cube.

Reign Man

"You have a really lousy sense of humor."

'I'll have your head on a platter.'

"What good is power if you don't use it?"

"It may not be resplendent, Your Highness, but it's totally ergonomic."

Queen Hermione - Queen Victoria Urged To Stop Mourning and Return to Public Life

"Friend or foe?"

The King In The Rain.

'Charles Frederick and Camilla Gladys!'

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

'Actually,no. It isn't okay to have a little chat and sign a few autographs!'

'I'm not saying he's unpopular, but the Secret Service won't let me wear spike heels.'

French 75s at the Stafford

My horse for a kingdom.

"You rang, m'lord?"

Catherine the Great with her daughter Nora Soso

'How do I tell the president we're looking at an ampersand-shaped recovery? He still doesn't get the supply curve.'

POLLS, 'If an election were being held today....'

'I know you had to give him a job because he's a relative, but I still think a Press Secretary should know how to read and write.'

'He's disappointed with the Queen's card - he wanted a rude one!'

'In order to be the king's permanent wine taster, you only have to be able to do 3 things: drink, swallow...and live.'

'Do you have an appointment?'

'From left to right: witchfinder general, jester jocular and spouse peculiar.'

The Height of Impudence.

"And then at 3 you have a meeting with the royal pain in the butt."

'Don't blame the King, Ma'am. This was all his divorce lawyer's idea.'