Royal Adviser Prints

"Bad news, Sire - Your targeted tax cut MISSED."

'At this rate I'll end up with more heirs than hairs!'

"It is we."

Fairy Library - Cinderella Marries the Prince

"Is this the same gold bar I gave you last year?"

"Of all the labour saving devices invented in the last 70 years, this is one's favourite."

Automatic Congressman

"You have a really lousy sense of humor."

'I'll have your head on a platter.'

Reign Man

King completes rubik's cube.

"What good is power if you don't use it?"

"It may not be resplendent, Your Highness, but it's totally ergonomic."

Queen Hermione - Queen Victoria Urged To Stop Mourning and Return to Public Life

"Friend or foe?"

'I'm not saying he's unpopular, but the Secret Service won't let me wear spike heels.'

'Charles Frederick and Camilla Gladys!'

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

'Actually,no. It isn't okay to have a little chat and sign a few autographs!'

The King In The Rain.

French 75s at the Stafford

"The militant hard-liners are making demands, the fanatical zealots are issuing threats, and the moderate centrists are offering suggestions."

My horse for a kingdom.

'Do you have an appointment?'

'How do I tell the president we're looking at an ampersand-shaped recovery? He still doesn't get the supply curve.'

'From left to right: witchfinder general, jester jocular and spouse peculiar.'

Eight Years Into the Fight

"You rang, m'lord?"

Catherine the Great with her daughter Nora Soso

POLLS, 'If an election were being held today....'

'In order to be the king's permanent wine taster, you only have to be able to do 3 things: drink, swallow...and live.'

'I know you had to give him a job because he's a relative, but I still think a Press Secretary should know how to read and write.'

'He's disappointed with the Queen's card - he wanted a rude one!'

The Height of Impudence.

"And then at 3 you have a meeting with the royal pain in the butt."