Royal Counselor Prints

"Swipe left." Henry VIII

"I'm afraid I can't green-light anything - you'll just have to pray."

"Sometimes ... I just want to run away."

"It is we."

"For the sake of not being redundant, your honor, I feel that one 'bad dog' is sufficient."

"Have you tried biting him?"

'I get the feeling you're wagging your tale on the outside and crying on the inside.'

'When you get up on the stand be sure to keep your answers short. A whole lot of barking will only frighten the jury.'

'Can you give him something to relax his jaws?'

"Seminary didn't prepare me for this."

"We're slapping you with a stress suit, pal!"

"There are no bad dogs. Only good dogs who make bad choices."

'First of all, calm down - your allowed to be on the couch.'

Becoming The Good Boy They Say You Are

"Petting, fetching, receiving belly rubs . . . It all adds to your billable hours."

King completes rubik's cube.

Reign Man

'I'm not saying he's unpopular, but the Secret Service won't let me wear spike heels.'

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

"And just how long have your felt confined by this 'invisible fence'?"

So doctor, what you're saying is that all the time I thought she was a crazy cat lady, it was me who had mental health issues...

The King In The Rain.

"Friend or foe?"

'Charles Frederick and Camilla Gladys!'

'From left to right: witchfinder general, jester jocular and spouse peculiar.'

'Do you have an appointment?'

"Your wife called again about that thing called love - I said you were dealing with it."

'He's disappointed with the Queen's card - he wanted a rude one!'

The emotional rollercoaster of a Lab

'I think Mr. Teddy's getting too dependent on me.'

"He doesn't like dinosaurs."

'How do you want me to answer that question, Norm? As an attorney, or as your best friend?'

Dog on couch at psychiatrist office talking about love and liver snacks

"And then at 3 you have a meeting with the royal pain in the butt."