Royal Events Gifts

Capitalist Being Paid by Monarch

"Is this the same gold bar I gave you last year?"

"Hey, …. what's not to like?"

"Yes, but you were the defender of the wrong faith."

Henry, sire, do you think having you're wife's name tattooed on your chest is a good idea?

Football Royalty

Jester Cries Over His Replacement

"Any apologies for absence?"

OK Yah!

'It could be the wedding of the century!'

Royal Wedding - Car with celebratory union flags,

Not My Coronation Quiche

'Sorry, sarge! I was trying to get an invite to the wedding!'

Princess

'TWO crowns? - I'd say you definitely have delusions of grandeur.'

'Hello Bob, how was the Grand Prix at Silverstone..?'

'Mother's visiting next week, so I'd like you to lock up all the dissidents.'

'Hey! I didn't ask to be king - I had it thrust upon me!'

'I'm pretty sure I never said I wanted a 'Bouncy' castle.'

"William and Kate are having another baby, I'm just saying."

What brought down the royal families of Europe: Fast-lane: Royalty only!

A Foot Guard being teased by children.

'I was a private guest at the Royal Wedding last weekend!'

'Well, you DID know this job was dangerous when you took it.'

"Wedding dresses have just shot up all over the realm!"

Meghan Markle at Wimbledon

BRINGGGG!, 'I TOLD you to turn off your cell phone!'

This Camilla Parker Bowles mug. This is Worzel Gummidge with his name crossed out!

'He'll stop being so smug when he gets his first dent.'

'Does it have to be red?'

'Joan of Arc is visiting - make sure all the toilet seats are down.

Best Guards.

'It's working! It's working! Keep rolling and we will eat like kings!!'