Royal Jubilee Gifts

'This is some good stuff you 'knocked-off'... where did you say you acquired it?'

'Of all the technological advances from the last 60 years, this is one's favourite.'

"Yes, but you were the defender of the wrong faith."

"Of all the labour saving devices invented in the last 70 years, this is one's favourite."

'I couldn't remember your exact age.'

"Happy Birthday - I saw this and thought of you."

A woman stares at a birthday cake that has "4,000,000 calories" written on top of it in icing.

'If there was one thing Methusela hated. It was his Birthday bumps.

Henry, sire, do you think having you're wife's name tattooed on your chest is a good idea?

"You're taking this 'King Of Beasts' thing too seriously."

'That does it! I've had it with that nincompoop! Every time there's a birthday, he's the first to sign the card and he never leaves room for anyone else!'

'It's nice to see you all,but I was just going out to work.'

The Big Bad Wolf Turns 50.

'I do hope you enjoy your birthday lie-in, dear.'

"Any apologies for absence?"

Man holding a birthday cake.

'...but this is what I wore for the 1977 Jubilee.'

Football Royalty

Jester Cries Over His Replacement

Queen Elizabeth overtakes Victoria as longest reigning monarch on September 9th, 2015

Lady Justice eats birthday cake

"It's nearly the Golden Jubilee..."

Royal Wedding - Car with celebratory union flags,

Ballet Birthday

Platinum Jubilee

Princess

'Well Philip what's my present? You know what they say about girls and diamonds.'

"I got my wish!"

"It's my Dad's Birthday. Could you gift wrap it?"

'Just my luck. Having your birthday on Christmas day cuts down on presents!'

'Mother's visiting next week, so I'd like you to lock up all the dissidents.'

'TWO crowns? - I'd say you definitely have delusions of grandeur.'

Carl Czerny - 21st February 1791