Platinum Jubilee Celebration Gifts

"Been there, done that, got the t-shirt."

Pearly King and Queen

Cut out and keep your own DJ.

'Of all the technological advances from the last 60 years, this is one's favourite.'

'I couldn't remember your exact age.'

"Of all the labour saving devices invented in the last 70 years, this is one's favourite."

"That's for staying married for thirty-five years to a difficult woman."

"Happy Birthday - I saw this and thought of you."

'They were going to get married when they were young, but he kept forgetting the wedding date!'

"Congratulations! You've told the same joke one thousand times!"

Proud mums.

'As it's your birthday, I think I'll have a pudding.'

'Every day son, I feel on top of the World!'

A woman stares at a birthday cake that has "4,000,000 calories" written on top of it in icing.

'They say ninety is the new eighty.'

'If there was one thing Methusela hated. It was his Birthday bumps.

Proud Mum.

The y2k bug being chased by the JFK bug

"As long as we're renewing our vows anyway, I've come up with a few new ones."

'That's so I wont forget my wife's birthday.'

Pension in race with tortoise and snail.

"Jack, I'm looking through these old love letters, faded flowers and other sentimental objects meant to inspire tender memories… junk?"

'That does it! I've had it with that nincompoop! Every time there's a birthday, he's the first to sign the card and he never leaves room for anyone else!'

Still crazy after all these years.

'I do hope you enjoy your birthday lie-in, dear.'

Don't call me old...I prefer 'chronologically challenged'.

The Big Bad Wolf Turns 50.

'Since when did they change 50 years from 'Golden Anniversary' to 'Remote Control Anniversary?''

'It's nice to see you all,but I was just going out to work.'

Happy Birthday

Great Joys like griefs are silent.

Man holding a birthday cake.

'You told me you'd spend your whole life trying to make me happy.' 'I didn't expect to live this long.'

'Thanks, it's just what I wanted...Thanks, it's just what I wanted...'

Lemonade: Celebrating 5 days at this location.