Attending A Jubilee Gifts

"From one financial burden to another!"

Bubbly

'Of all the technological advances from the last 60 years, this is one's favourite.'

Vegetarian Birthdays.

"Of all the labour saving devices invented in the last 70 years, this is one's favourite."

Late Bloomers

Proud mums.

'It seems with every year my hot flashes get worse.'

'They say ninety is the new eighty.'

Pension in race with tortoise and snail.

"Look at it this way - the more birthdays you have, the longer you live!"

Soho walking society

Sabrage

Strange Aftertaste birthday cards.

The Big Bad Wolf Turns 50.

Don't call me old...I prefer 'chronologically challenged'.

Great Joys like griefs are silent.

"No sir, we do not have beer here."

'...but this is what I wore for the 1977 Jubilee.'

Queen Elizabeth overtakes Victoria as longest reigning monarch on September 9th, 2015

50th Birthday Balloons

Platinum Jubilee

'It's time to move on, Johnny.'

How aging affects weight loss in snowmen...

"It's nearly the Golden Jubilee..."

'It floated in here a few minutes ago. Find out whose it is and bring me a piece of cake.'

"My husband has such a good memory: He's never missed a birthday or a wedding anniversary..."

'Well Philip what's my present? You know what they say about girls and diamonds.'

Very interesting resume. Too bad it isn't yours.

"Somehow, you saying that 50 is the new 40 doesn't cheer me up!"

Child's Birthday: 'More junk, I bet!'

"O.K.! Time to make a wish, clear it with me, and blow out the candles."

"I wanted to give you a rose for every year you've lived, but it was impossible to get that many roses. Happy birthday dear!"

"She admits to being 40, but not when."

'I wish I looked more attractive.'