Outdoor Jubilee Participant Gifts

Soho walking society

Bitchbark Canoe

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

Local Knowledge

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

Sausages.

"Alright! Whoa! Yes! More boiled food!"

'Echo Tourism'

Then get under cover before you are struck by lightning.

"As near as I can figure, we're in the Unpainted Desert!"

"Don't just forage - upcycle!"

"And the winner is… Dan the Man by a nose!"

'He rides in the car with his head out the window a lot.'

"Give him time, - if anyone can break that swing set, it's O'l Tex."

Collies Without Borders

"He's got no idea how to run a Husky team."

A smiling cyclist

"Dad! Dad! It's freezing out here! I wish we had a fireplace to get all cozy and roast marshmallows!"

Wendy likes horses...and she is a keen cook.

"OK-WHO THREW THAT..??

'How's the water skiing?'

'My goodness,Ralph,let him have it.It's only a measly old meal worm.'

Admit it. We have a drinking problem.

'Thanks, we really appreciate this. Yeah, the middle button. Don't worry, it's auto-focus - just aim and shoot.'

' Get ready to make a wish.'

"I love the things I say when I’m in nature."

"Well, looks like Bob has hooked another baby kraken."

'Let me guess...you're a knights supporter?'

"Always carry a ball with you! If you are chased by a dog, stop, show the ball and throw it. Believe me, he won't be able to resist chasing it instead of you..."

"Frankly, I never would've figured you for an S.U.V. person."

Inflatable Duck Boat

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Horsekeeping - No. IX

"It started as a crusade. Now it's just a commute."

You know, the snowballs we get in the summer are better. They're flavored!