Attending A Jubilee T-Shirts

"From one financial burden to another!"

Bubbly

'Of all the technological advances from the last 60 years, this is one's favourite.'

"Of all the labour saving devices invented in the last 70 years, this is one's favourite."

Proud mums.

Late Bloomers

'They say ninety is the new eighty.'

"Look at it this way - the more birthdays you have, the longer you live!"

Soho walking society

Pension in race with tortoise and snail.

Sabrage

Strange Aftertaste birthday cards.

The Big Bad Wolf Turns 50.

Don't call me old...I prefer 'chronologically challenged'.

Great Joys like griefs are silent.

"No sir, we do not have beer here."

Queen Elizabeth overtakes Victoria as longest reigning monarch on September 9th, 2015

'...but this is what I wore for the 1977 Jubilee.'

"It's nearly the Golden Jubilee..."

50th Birthday Balloons

Platinum Jubilee

'It floated in here a few minutes ago. Find out whose it is and bring me a piece of cake.'

"My husband has such a good memory: He's never missed a birthday or a wedding anniversary..."

'Well Philip what's my present? You know what they say about girls and diamonds.'

"Somehow, you saying that 50 is the new 40 doesn't cheer me up!"

Very interesting resume. Too bad it isn't yours.

Child's Birthday: 'More junk, I bet!'

"She admits to being 40, but not when."

'I bet my mum's had more 29th birthdays than yours!''

"I wanted to give you a rose for every year you've lived, but it was impossible to get that many roses. Happy birthday dear!"

"O.K.! Time to make a wish, clear it with me, and blow out the candles."