Royal Jubilee Prints

'This is some good stuff you 'knocked-off'... where did you say you acquired it?'

'Of all the technological advances from the last 60 years, this is one's favourite.'

"Yes, but you were the defender of the wrong faith."

"Of all the labour saving devices invented in the last 70 years, this is one's favourite."

'I couldn't remember your exact age.'

"Happy Birthday - I saw this and thought of you."

A woman stares at a birthday cake that has "4,000,000 calories" written on top of it in icing.

'If there was one thing Methusela hated. It was his Birthday bumps.

Henry, sire, do you think having you're wife's name tattooed on your chest is a good idea?

"You're taking this 'King Of Beasts' thing too seriously."

'That does it! I've had it with that nincompoop! Every time there's a birthday, he's the first to sign the card and he never leaves room for anyone else!'

The Big Bad Wolf Turns 50.

'It's nice to see you all,but I was just going out to work.'

'I do hope you enjoy your birthday lie-in, dear.'

Man holding a birthday cake.

Football Royalty

'...but this is what I wore for the 1977 Jubilee.'

Jester Cries Over His Replacement

Queen Elizabeth overtakes Victoria as longest reigning monarch on September 9th, 2015

"Any apologies for absence?"

Lady Justice eats birthday cake

Platinum Jubilee

'It's time to move on, Johnny.'

Royal Wedding - Car with celebratory union flags,

Ballet Birthday

"It's nearly the Golden Jubilee..."

Thrilled with his new driver, Mark simply couldn't wait to get to the range to try it out.

Princess

'Well Philip what's my present? You know what they say about girls and diamonds.'

"I got my wish!"

Carl Czerny - 21st February 1791

"It's my Dad's Birthday. Could you gift wrap it?"

"How does it feel to be a year older, Baldo?"

'Just my luck. Having your birthday on Christmas day cuts down on presents!'

'Mother's visiting next week, so I'd like you to lock up all the dissidents.'