Golden Jubilee Prints

"It's nearly the Golden Jubilee..."

'This is our golden anniversary. Let's invest in gold.'

'Of all the technological advances from the last 60 years, this is one's favourite.'

"Of all the labour saving devices invented in the last 70 years, this is one's favourite."

"Mirror, mirror, on the wall, go to hell."

A very fine vintage

'Admit it, George-you're too old to chase after does.'

Soho walking society

'Since when did they change 50 years from 'Golden Anniversary' to 'Remote Control Anniversary?''

'Never mind the fresh food nurse - at my age I need all the preservatives I can get!'

'...but this is what I wore for the 1977 Jubilee.'

'This is such an appropriate way for us to celebrate our GOLDEN wedding anniversary."

Queen Elizabeth overtakes Victoria as longest reigning monarch on September 9th, 2015

"When Kevin walked into a room, he lit it up."

"The secret to a long life?... Waking up every morning."

"My first wasn't much, so I retired early to take advantage of my second childhood."

"It wasn't until after fifty years of marriage that Mike finally learned the importance of putting the seat down." "Happy anniversary. Now flush."

Platinum Jubilee

'It's time to move on, Johnny.'

"Dude has got his s**t together!"

Happy Golden Anniversary!

"To assume Leonard has a bucket list, you have to first assume he actually wants to do anything."

'Well Philip what's my present? You know what they say about girls and diamonds.'

"After so many years of marriage what are you getting for your anniversary?"

Very interesting resume. Too bad it isn't yours.

Congratulations on your Plutonium Anniversary

"Happy Golden Anniversary, dear."

'Make your own sandwich. You may be retired, but these are my leisure years.'

"I always thought getting old would take longer."

The Queen celebrates her diamond jubilee in a paddle boat: 'Bloody austerity!'

"Ready for your birthday present dear?" "Leave the diaper on! Leave the diaper on!"

'That's where you're wrong. I have bought you something really appropriate for our Golden Wedding anniversary...'

"No more bagpipes!"

"Fancy fast-forwarding trooping the colour just for a laugh!..."

Queen's 70-year Jubilee