Jubilee Celebration Prints

'Of all the technological advances from the last 60 years, this is one's favourite.'

"Of all the labour saving devices invented in the last 70 years, this is one's favourite."

A crowd of happy pet owners.

Lesbian civil partnership.

Mardi Gras

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

'Oh my God. I love it!'

Bacchus.

'It's the chef's special. His wife just had a baby.'

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

"Thanks to my wedding planner, everyone in the wedding is still talking to each other."

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

Wedding Day Itinerary.

"Blow out the candles!" "Make a wish!" "I wish I had my testicles back."

Bubbly

"She can walk the walk, but can she talk the talk?"

"Hic. Gosh and begorrah!" "Wha?"

Dancing Doctor

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

Dick was the kind of guy who wanted everyone to know it was his birthday.

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

'That'll be four twenty for the beers and sixty quid for the Xmas decorations.'

Cardiac Recovery.

"We won!"

"Happy birthday, dear. You still have that sparkle in your eyes!" "That sparkle burned out years ago. These are cataracts."

The Dance of the Penguins Once the March Is Over

"Fred's had too much to drink - now he's hitting on that old coat rack."

'Apparently the stag party has gone into extra time.'

"I ask that today is a good day...a day that brings family together...to show how we need one another."

Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies.

"Attention, everyone! Here comes Poppa, and we're going to drive dull care away! It's quips and cranks and wanton wiles, nods and becks and wreathed smiles."

If you're happy and you know it...

Happy Turkey Day!

"He took eight shots on the 19th hole!"

'How about joining us for a soda and pizza after the ceremony?'