Royal Feast Appreciator T-Shirts

"Hey, …. what's not to like?"

Champagne

'It's the Secretary-General of the United Nations -- are you here?'

Monument in the park for Squirrel Feeder

"I'm stuffed. But in a good way."

"Your Majesty, my voyage will not only forge a new route to the spices of the East but also create over three thousand new jobs."

'Do you have an appointment?'

'Time gentlemen please. Come on, don't you have any kingdoms to go to? ! '

'I need a small, temporary tax hike - I found a great investment opportunity in Nigeria.'

"Any apologies for absence?"

"Let's see - you might be just right for a little 2-turret, 1 1/2 moat unit I'm renting on West 58th street."

An awkward moment during the coronation...

"You can buy all kinds of stuff on the internet!"

Not My Coronation Quiche

'Sorry, sarge! I was trying to get an invite to the wedding!'

'I know where you live!'

'My number one trading partner is my blasted mother in law!'

'Aside from the fact that you're green with envy, you're not wearing any green.'

'You guys are all pardoned - I'm putting in a wine cellar.'

'They're not available right now, Sire - All your economic advisors are working second jobs.'

'I was a private guest at the Royal Wedding last weekend!'

Capitalist Being Paid by Monarch

"Wedding dresses have just shot up all over the realm!"

"Deep and crisp and even...just how I like my pizzas!"

Meghan Markle at Wimbledon

"Actually, I wear two hats."

"He wasn't wearing glasses till you came in!"

'It's working! It's working! Keep rolling and we will eat like kings!!'

"Royal jelly again!! I'm so sick of royal jelly..."

Rule Britannia!

Elaborate Hairdo