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"He wasn't wearing glasses till you came in!"

"I'm sorry, Your Majesty. It's always my intention to leave you laughing."

Cariactures

'Now that's an afro!'

"Once upon a time, there was a princess who wasn't about to take anyone's sh*t."

Knight Golfing

'The portrait is a mark of his extreme egotism, but, if you curtsy and bow sufficiently...say, 'Oh Yes Sir!'!, to everything he says, you should do OK'

"It's a cage. It's gilded, and I love it."

King George I

'You've made a powerful enemy'

'Fancy you doing a curtsey and she being a non-serving royal, you big dope!'

'Gerry just can't seem to relax on holiday.'

'You've got to cure my sleepwalking, Doc - I keep falling into the moat!'

The Frog Prince

"Messenger, dost thou bring me good news or dost thou bring me bad news?"

"'Conquer Spain'? 'Balance the budget'? 'Reform the justice system'? -- You call this a honey-do list?"

Princess Anne

"Hey, …. what's not to like?"

'No, you can't play poker tonight! The last time you played, you lost Schewig-Holstein!'

The Unhappy King

"He doesn't suffer fools gladly."

'Your Grandpa achieved greatness, he thrust greatness upon me, and then you were born great!'

Jester Surgeon

"Seriously, you can't balance the budget with cushion change."

"If it's got my ass on it, it's befitting of royalty."

Fairy Library - Cinderella Marries the Prince

'Henry, we can't begin to make progress unless your friend leaves the room.'

'He'll stop being so smug when he gets his first dent.'

Ted often though back to those good old days when he was king of just the jungle.

"Nevermore."

"Of all the labour saving devices invented in the last 70 years, this is one's favourite."

''Depression'? -- You or the country or both?'

Royal Love

"First of all, I would like to express my gratefulness to all those wonderful ancestors of mine who helped to make this glorious day possible."

"To be fair, I think you should be very clear about the ground rules with your next jester."