Royal Baby Enthusiast Gifts

'So much for intuition! You've knitted them all in the wrong colour!'

"I'm sorry, Your Majesty. It's always my intention to leave you laughing."

'Now that's an afro!'

Naturally, Bob thought the midwife was for him.

"No wonder babies are born screaming. I haven't had a wink of sleep since the exit light came on!"

"It's a cage. It's gilded, and I love it."

'At this rate I'll end up with more heirs than hairs!'

King George I

'and remember delivery is free if it happens in a half hour!'

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Dead Cat Crown Jewels

Cloning Dept. Ooh! She's got your eyes and nose, mouth...

'You've got to cure my sleepwalking, Doc - I keep falling into the moat!'

'As you can see, it's too late for a termination...Baby is capable of surviving outside the womb...'

Photos of Queen Elizabeth II

'Fancy you doing a curtsey and she being a non-serving royal, you big dope!'

Doctor performing an ultrasound on a Russian nesting doll

"...for a canal I thought that was unusually short."

'Congratulations! It's a bouncing baby boy!'

In utero...boy, THOSE were the days!

'Do I like kids? You bet I do: I deliver babies for a living...'

'Wow! That was quite some push Mrs Smith...'

"He doesn't suffer fools gladly."

The Unhappy King

'No, I don't think it a cute idea! Get rid of him and turn in your supervisor's uniform!'

"Seriously, you can't balance the budget with cushion change."

'Your Grandpa achieved greatness, he thrust greatness upon me, and then you were born great!'

A pregnant woman wears a shirt that says "Baby"with an arrow pointing down, while a mother holds a baby that is an arrow pointing up.

'Of all the technological advances from the last 60 years, this is one's favourite.'

Maternity Ward

'Henry, we can't begin to make progress unless your friend leaves the room.'

"Of all the labour saving devices invented in the last 70 years, this is one's favourite."

'Listen! It kicked again right here. I swear it's not appendicitis!'

'How many fingers do you see?'

"Don't even think about it! I am the property of the English Monarch!"

''Depression'? -- You or the country or both?'