Royal Baby Enthusiast Prints

'So much for intuition! You've knitted them all in the wrong colour!'

"I'm sorry, Your Majesty. It's always my intention to leave you laughing."

'Now that's an afro!'

"No wonder babies are born screaming. I haven't had a wink of sleep since the exit light came on!"

Naturally, Bob thought the midwife was for him.

'At this rate I'll end up with more heirs than hairs!'

"It's a cage. It's gilded, and I love it."

'and remember delivery is free if it happens in a half hour!'

King George I

Photos of Queen Elizabeth II

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'Fancy you doing a curtsey and she being a non-serving royal, you big dope!'

Cloning Dept. Ooh! She's got your eyes and nose, mouth...

'As you can see, it's too late for a termination...Baby is capable of surviving outside the womb...'

Whoa

'You've got to cure my sleepwalking, Doc - I keep falling into the moat!'

Doctor performing an ultrasound on a Russian nesting doll

In utero...boy, THOSE were the days!

'Congratulations! It's a bouncing baby boy!'

"...for a canal I thought that was unusually short."

'Do I like kids? You bet I do: I deliver babies for a living...'

'Wow! That was quite some push Mrs Smith...'

"He doesn't suffer fools gladly."

'No, I don't think it a cute idea! Get rid of him and turn in your supervisor's uniform!'

A pregnant woman wears a shirt that says "Baby"with an arrow pointing down, while a mother holds a baby that is an arrow pointing up.

'Your Grandpa achieved greatness, he thrust greatness upon me, and then you were born great!'

"Seriously, you can't balance the budget with cushion change."

The Unhappy King

'Of all the technological advances from the last 60 years, this is one's favourite.'

Maternity Ward

'Henry, we can't begin to make progress unless your friend leaves the room.'

'He'll stop being so smug when he gets his first dent.'

"Don't even think about it! I am the property of the English Monarch!"

'Listen! It kicked again right here. I swear it's not appendicitis!'

"Of all the labour saving devices invented in the last 70 years, this is one's favourite."