Royal Marriage Gifts

OK Yah!

You're my Mona Lisa.

'Past performance is not an indication of future results.'

Demure lady with gloves

Lesbian civil partnership.

Heart surgeon tastooing patients heart with "Love".

'Of course I'll still love you when you're old and skinny!'

"Do you, Darlene, take Jim to be your lawfully wedded husband, when you could, clearly, do far better?"

Their marriage in jeopardy, Strawberry Shortcake and Billy Bob Banana Bread seek therapy.

When Ted and Nancy would dance, it was as if they were the only couple on the floor....

"In lieu of a pre-nup we decided just to label everything."

"You may now kiss the bride..."

'Do you think it might be possible that what you wear could be a contributing factor to your relationship problems?'

I must say a winter wedding certainly saves on confetti!'

"Stepping on the gown never works. They run faster without it."

'Oh my God. I love it!'

'The iceman cometh too soon!'

'Now I kinda wish we had planned a bigger wedding.'

"We stumbled onto a house - and both of us being young and in love and quick to grasp the situation - "

A heart shaped cake

"You're the lid to my pot."

"Thanks to my wedding planner, everyone in the wedding is still talking to each other."

"I can't decide if we're good people who are bad at communicating, or monsters who communicate perfectly."

"Your wonderful daughter and I would like to become engaged in F.Y. '97, married in F.Y. '98, and if the numbers look good, start a family in F.Y. '99."

"Will you stand by him through humiliating revelation after humiliating revelation, and then-once you're sure it couldn't possibly get any worse-when even more humiliating revelations come to light?"

'Do you promise to love, honor and remain co-dependent until death do you part?'

"And do you, Deborah Tannen, think they know what they're talking about?"

"Do you promise to love, honour and contribute to the gross national product?"

"It was years ago, for a nature documentary, and they said it was going to be very artistic."

'Well, he actually behaved pretty well for the first few minutes of the wedding ceremony....'

Wedding Day Itinerary.

"She can walk the walk, but can she talk the talk?"

"It started with a mutual interest in martial arts and developed into an interest in marital arts."

We'll have Manhattans...

Red Letter Days - A declaration of love in public