Rottweiler Fan Gifts

City Pound: Rottweiler and ROTFL-Weiler.

"They're wearing cameras. How humiliating."

Poor guy fell asleep with his head in the sap.

"Awww man. My nuts are so old they're wrinkled." "Tell me about it."

'I met him on a Monday and my heart stood still (would you believe?)')

'Yeah, I'm sorry to break it to you bud, that eating grass thing is a myth!'

It's estimated that millions of trees are planted by forgetful squirrels.

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

"I've got you in my sights now, Mister Squirrel, with your fluffy tail and those tiny hands clutching that itty-bitty nut. Aww, you must be hungry...poor little fella... I love you, Mister Squirrel."

"Nuts to you, too."

"How could we be short? You had enough chocolate for everyone on our list!"

A Golden Non-Retriever

"The library rejected your request to ban all books on cats and squirrels. But, to be fair, it was no dumber than all the other book ban requests we get."

Jimi Hendrix.

"Blast, you've cleaned me out again!" Grey squirrels out competing red squirrel for food.

Baby squirrel & Berries

Pete would never forget the time he saw his very first nasal hare.

"It's a recipe called no-cook fish chowder."

'OK Mr and Mrs Johnson let's spin the wheel and find you a child!'

Leonore from Fidelio

"You are aware that’s a golf ball?"

"Mi chiamano Mimi, il perche non so. Sola, mi fo il pranzo da me stessa."

"It's unusual to see them reading this time of year."

"Okay, ha ha, now seriously...Where's the rest of the nuts?"

Happy birthday Darling!

Mars Rover

'Really? Your daddy's never given you a piggyback ride? Now, that's strange...'

'You know, it's kind of nice turning off the sound, turning on closed caption, and listening to piano music.'

"Looks like you forgot to pack your lunch again Bob!"

"After losing my partner, I felt lost until I realized I had not only an empty shell but also a short-term accommodation business."

Young Pups In A Chat Room.

'He's so clever he's learning a second language!'

Mick Jagger at 95.

"What?! Really? You didn't ask Santa for carrots? I always ask for carrots..."

"Maybe we can find water on Mars."