Collie Fan Gifts

'He's so clever he's learning a second language!'

'How did you know his name was Fritz?'...

"He's no hat and all corgis."

No littering...

Agility God

"She's a miniature."

Dogs all across town saw fit to teach their owners a little empathy...

'Now, you're new here, but you should know the rules: I get Master's newspaper and slippers! Got that?'

Pet Entertainers

Garbage Piñata

'Like you, I don't know why they feed us every day, but as long as they do it, I'll stay...'

"It's harder to 'lead from the middle' than I thought."

-'Okay Rebel, find the drugs.' -'Are you kidding? There's dirty underwear here!'

"What kind of tomorrow is it? — I don't know, when I wake up, it's already today."

Happy birthday Darling!

"Why do you call the new sheepdog Bra?"

"Okay, ha ha, now seriously...Where's the rest of the nuts?"

When Dogs Rule

"I'm the best candidate."

'I'm a guard dog too.'

"I'll have the 'All you can eat from the menu, the kitchen, and the dumpster' special."

"He's a quick learner."

Trump's State Visit to the UK

'Your loyalty to the company is exemplary, Potter, but we'll have to let you go if you can't stop chewing up the conference room furniture!'

Dog park. I'm terrible with names, but I'm good with butts.

Dog Realtor

'Your manuscript was delicious.'

'The Big Beg Theory'

Mc Seven

"Well, when you were called a 'bad dog,' were you publicly harmed?"

"I didn't want him growing up to be like his father."

A sausage dog shrinking after toileting

'Bring back my crystal ball!'

'While we're at it - let's cruise the Bahamas!'

"...and finally..."