Collie Admirers Gifts

"He's a quick learner."

A crowd of happy pet owners.

"He was a very good boy."

Foster failure

Theatre Masks and Butts

Collies Without Borders

"Someone’s in the kitchen. Did you lock up my kibble?"

'Yeah, I'm sorry to break it to you bud, that eating grass thing is a myth!'

'Sure, it's our pool. . . but who's going to tell him that?'

"He sits there all day waiting to chase the email man."

Stormy weather

'Well, they're just great for running down gazelles and jackals!'

"I don’t know how many ways I can explain it. One morning you’ll just wake up and know that you’re in love."

"I didn't really start applying myself seriously until around the eighth life."

'Please keep in mind this is only a 'ruff' copy.'

'And though he died during the hunt, we can only assume that George L Jones would want this new species of butt-faced clown monkey to forever bear his name.'

Yakety-Yak

'Don't make such a fuss woman, he's only a puppy!'

Fifty Shades of Gray

I'm sure it's fake.

'That's right...he'll lick you to death.'

Dogs are smart enough to understand human commands. Cats are smart enough to ignore them.

'Like you, I don't know why they feed us every day, but as long as they do it, I'll stay...'

"Call me a taxi if I start foaming at the mouth."

"Don't tell anyone, but some of my best cartoons are about cats."

"We should get out to the country more often."

"It's harder to 'lead from the middle' than I thought."

Flea Philosophy.

"What kind of tomorrow is it? — I don't know, when I wake up, it's already today."

My client is claiming that you have discriminated against him as a species, that your refusal to let him sniff client's bottoms is against his canine rights and that your policies have acted against him reaching partnership.

Hyenas as Pets

"I'm not concerned about us as long as there is nothing in the stimulus package for cats."

"Wow, these are good!"

'Ben thought he needed more fiber, so he ate his blanket.'

'We're not following the poodle home.'