Collie Admirers Pillows

"He's a quick learner."

A crowd of happy pet owners.

"He was a very good boy."

Foster failure

Theatre Masks and Butts

'Yeah, I'm sorry to break it to you bud, that eating grass thing is a myth!'

Collies Without Borders

"Someone’s in the kitchen. Did you lock up my kibble?"

'Sure, it's our pool. . . but who's going to tell him that?'

"He sits there all day waiting to chase the email man."

Stormy weather

"I don’t know how many ways I can explain it. One morning you’ll just wake up and know that you’re in love."

'Well, they're just great for running down gazelles and jackals!'

"I didn't really start applying myself seriously until around the eighth life."

Dogs are smart enough to understand human commands. Cats are smart enough to ignore them.

Fifty Shades of Gray

'And though he died during the hunt, we can only assume that George L Jones would want this new species of butt-faced clown monkey to forever bear his name.'

'That's right...he'll lick you to death.'

"Don't tell anyone, but some of my best cartoons are about cats."

'Like you, I don't know why they feed us every day, but as long as they do it, I'll stay...'

Yakety-Yak

'Don't make such a fuss woman, he's only a puppy!'

"We should get out to the country more often."

"Call me a taxi if I start foaming at the mouth."

"It's harder to 'lead from the middle' than I thought."

Flea Philosophy.

Hyenas as Pets

My client is claiming that you have discriminated against him as a species, that your refusal to let him sniff client's bottoms is against his canine rights and that your policies have acted against him reaching partnership.

"What kind of tomorrow is it? — I don't know, when I wake up, it's already today."

"I'm not concerned about us as long as there is nothing in the stimulus package for cats."

Bucket list for dogs.

'We're not following the poodle home.'

"Hi, I'm Jamie Theakston and this is Dogs Might Fly."

"Wow, these are good!"