Corgi Admirer Pillows

' Look Philip. Even after fifty years I can still get into my coronation dress.'

"What I don't know about the side of my own head, you could fit on the back of a postage stamp."

"A source close to the Royals tells me that..."

"...And of course, I'm Corgi registered."

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

Chase me, chase me cows.

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

Giraffe Umbrella

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

"He was a very good boy."

"Now I really hate poetry."

"You're such a good listener."

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

Welcome Spring.

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

"He's no hat and all corgis."

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

Special offer on snakeskin ties.

"If you could just get rid of the split ends, that will be fine."

Happy Hour

Dog Park / Cat Park

'Hey I thought I was your favorite Spot!'

'Well, we always go to the same place for our holidays, so yes, we kind of migrate too...'

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'

"He's gone goth"

TSA Noah

"An early spring was just a prediction- I can't actually control the weather!"

Bears

Agility God

Spring Training

'The meaning of life is dog food.'