Corgi Fan Pillows

It's got off-street parking for 952 corgi cars'

"He's no hat and all corgis."

Agility God

"Sorry kid, I work alone."

Happy birthday Darling!

Crocodile Food Pyramid

"Okay, ha ha, now seriously...Where's the rest of the nuts?"

'Young Master and I are both turning two: How come I'm so much more mature than he is?'

'...and cut the croc stories, I know you're just trying to make this dull trip exciting.'

'I'm a guard dog too.'

"Sorry, but it is not negotiable! You have to let Tim clean your teeth twice a day!"

Boy weighs puppy: 'Ten... that's 70 in people-pounds, Sparky.'

Trump's State Visit to the UK

'I'm afraid, 'in a while crocodile' was the incorrect answer.'

'Oh, that's Corky's way of saying hello.'

Crocodile Shoes

'Just putt the dang ball, already!'

Croc feed machine contains chickens for feeding crocodiles at croc farm.

Steve Irwin.

Crocodile to bird in teeth: 'On a scale of one to ten, what is your pain level?'

'Sorry Sir, but 'impersonating a log' is not a very marketable skill...'

'He's so clever he's learning a second language!'

'The Big Beg Theory'

"Why can't you just wear a doggie sweater?"

'Hang on, Donny - Heimlin...Heinlit..dang! How do you spell that thing'

'Yeachh! This isn't easy when they're not potty trained.'

'The other one, Vince! Grab the other one! He's got a Rolex!'

Two crocodiles are eyeing off two boats full Italian and Chinese tourist - 'It's your choice for lunch Larry, Italian or Chinese?'

'Boy am I going to be pleased when the pregnancy is over...'

'While we're at it - let's cruise the Bahamas!'

'You see the corgis? That tells me there's a queen in the hive.'

'No pressure, Louie!!'

"...and finally..."

'It's my feature wall.'

' Look Philip. Even after fifty years I can still get into my coronation dress.'