Corgi Fan Prints

"He's no hat and all corgis."

Agility God

"Sorry kid, I work alone."

Happy birthday Darling!

'Young Master and I are both turning two: How come I'm so much more mature than he is?'

Crocodile Food Pyramid

"Okay, ha ha, now seriously...Where's the rest of the nuts?"

'...and cut the croc stories, I know you're just trying to make this dull trip exciting.'

'I'm a guard dog too.'

Boy weighs puppy: 'Ten... that's 70 in people-pounds, Sparky.'

'Just putt the dang ball, already!'

'I'm afraid, 'in a while crocodile' was the incorrect answer.'

Croc feed machine contains chickens for feeding crocodiles at croc farm.

Crocodile Shoes

'Oh, that's Corky's way of saying hello.'

"Sorry, but it is not negotiable! You have to let Tim clean your teeth twice a day!"

Trump's State Visit to the UK

Crocodile to bird in teeth: 'On a scale of one to ten, what is your pain level?'

'Sorry Sir, but 'impersonating a log' is not a very marketable skill...'

'He's so clever he's learning a second language!'

"Why can't you just wear a doggie sweater?"

Two crocodiles are eyeing off two boats full Italian and Chinese tourist - 'It's your choice for lunch Larry, Italian or Chinese?'

'Hang on, Donny - Heimlin...Heinlit..dang! How do you spell that thing'

'Boy am I going to be pleased when the pregnancy is over...'

'The other one, Vince! Grab the other one! He's got a Rolex!'

'Yeachh! This isn't easy when they're not potty trained.'

'While we're at it - let's cruise the Bahamas!'

'You see the corgis? That tells me there's a queen in the hive.'

"...and finally..."

'No pressure, Louie!!'

'It's my feature wall.'

' Look Philip. Even after fifty years I can still get into my coronation dress.'

Filming the Crocodile.