Corgi Connoisseur Prints

'Ever since she found out she's realted to one of the Queen's Corgis...!'

'I know you're really proud, dear. But, don't you think people might think you're bragging?'

"And I'll also take my steak raw thank you."

"And, when the DNA test results arrived, the woman realized her so-called 'little terrier mix' had been part German shepherd all along."

One Man's Meat is Another Man's Poetry

"He's no hat and all corgis."

'Oh, really?... I'm actually more of a dog person.'

Agility God

Canine obidience class: 'He wouldn't budge from the armchair.'

"Hmmm... low ash content. Smells like someone switched to canola oil... wait, is that tripe I smell?"

'Or we could just ask her what kind of dog it is.'

'Another blond hair! You've been making a lot of night calls lately...'

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Two men toting a dog in a carriage by foot, while the dog sticks his head out the window.

'Try the steak tartare...it's okay.'

"If man is my best friend, why is he giving me this crap to eat?"

Dog Park Zoom

"What's all this?"

'I can see the practical side of fetching, but what's the point of rolling over?'

A skinny dog drawn with zen brush.

'Have you tried out new Labrador Retriever Butt Scent?'

Being able to digest news quickly is a sure sign of intelligence.

K9 Literati.

Dog Sees Only Food

"Watch his feet - if he doesn't step into the throw, he's going to fake it."

'I'm a guard dog too.'

"I think what he's trying to tell you, dear, is that he doesn't quite care for the cheaper dog food!"

Faux Poop!

"You've got to lay off the homework."

"What's worse, that or this?"

The Pooperrazzi

"What, again? You've gotta be kidding me!"

"Now that's art!"

"Okay, now we're too domesticated."