Corgi Connoisseur Gifts

'Ever since she found out she's realted to one of the Queen's Corgis...!'

'I know you're really proud, dear. But, don't you think people might think you're bragging?'

"And I'll also take my steak raw thank you."

"And, when the DNA test results arrived, the woman realized her so-called 'little terrier mix' had been part German shepherd all along."

One Man's Meat is Another Man's Poetry

"He's no hat and all corgis."

'Oh, really?... I'm actually more of a dog person.'

Canine obidience class: 'He wouldn't budge from the armchair.'

'Or we could just ask her what kind of dog it is.'

"Hmmm... low ash content. Smells like someone switched to canola oil... wait, is that tripe I smell?"

Agility God

'Another blond hair! You've been making a lot of night calls lately...'

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Two men toting a dog in a carriage by foot, while the dog sticks his head out the window.

'Try the steak tartare...it's okay.'

"If man is my best friend, why is he giving me this crap to eat?"

Dog Park Zoom

"What's all this?"

'I'm sorry sir, but I'm afraid that's inappropriate.'

'I can see the practical side of fetching, but what's the point of rolling over?'

'Have you tried out new Labrador Retriever Butt Scent?'

A skinny dog drawn with zen brush.

"Watch his feet - if he doesn't step into the throw, he's going to fake it."

Dog Sees Only Food

Being able to digest news quickly is a sure sign of intelligence.

K9 Literati.

"I think what he's trying to tell you, dear, is that he doesn't quite care for the cheaper dog food!"

'I'm a guard dog too.'

Faux Poop!

"What, again? You've gotta be kidding me!"

'He's a very superior dog. Even his fleas have pedigrees!'

The Pooperrazzi

"And everything from my dig is brought here where it's identified, classified, interpreted, and the eaten."

"You've got to lay off the homework."

Christopher Nolan has made some great films, but there is an Inception!