Corgi Enthusiasts Gifts

Royal Corgi

Foster failure

"He's no hat and all corgis."

Collies Without Borders

Agility God

"Someone’s in the kitchen. Did you lock up my kibble?"

"He sits there all day waiting to chase the email man."

Stormy weather

"I don’t know how many ways I can explain it. One morning you’ll just wake up and know that you’re in love."

Crocodile

"Call me a taxi if I start foaming at the mouth."

'That's right...he'll lick you to death.'

'Like you, I don't know why they feed us every day, but as long as they do it, I'll stay...'

'Don't make such a fuss woman, he's only a puppy!'

"I'm not trying to be cool, I'm just making sure the crocodile hunters won't see my eyes reflected in their searchlight..."

My client is claiming that you have discriminated against him as a species, that your refusal to let him sniff client's bottoms is against his canine rights and that your policies have acted against him reaching partnership.

Crocodile Food Pyramid

"What kind of tomorrow is it? — I don't know, when I wake up, it's already today."

'I'm a guard dog too.'

'I'm afraid, 'in a while crocodile' was the incorrect answer.'

Bucket list for dogs.

'Ben thought he needed more fiber, so he ate his blanket.'

Crocodile Shoes

"He's a quick learner."

'We're not following the poodle home.'

Trump's State Visit to the UK

"Be open about what's bothering you...."

"I know a lot of classmates will say, 'Oh no, not another essay about mailmen.'"

"Hi, I'm Jamie Theakston and this is Dogs Might Fly."

'Some game dog you are. That's the fifth time in a row you've fallen for the King's Gambit.'

'He's so clever he's learning a second language!'

"Stop begging!"

'Yeachh! This isn't easy when they're not potty trained.'

'Hang on, Donny - Heimlin...Heinlit..dang! How do you spell that thing'

"It's not you, I just prefer big dogs."