Corgi Enthusiast Gifts

'Ever since she has found out that she is related to one of the Queen's corgis she has been unbearable.'

'I'm a guard dog too.'

Agility God

"He's no hat and all corgis."

The Queen's corgi.

Corgis Leaving a Sinking Palace.

Royal corgi & Butler

'I thought you received a letter from the Queen. But I didn't know you got a present as well!'

"Pick me!"

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

"Quick, start the car!"

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

Barks in code.

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

'Fetch.'

Brian was very proud of his dog.

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

"His real name is Major, but everyone call him GET DOWN!"

"Lucky, I Said Heel!"

"Why do dogs wag their tails? Because it always brings results."

"Hey Lady this is a sixty zone!"

"Yeah, he's cute but don't approach him. He's a service human."

'She's just great with the children.'

'Works every time.'

"Okay, that's enough Physics for one day. Take a break and chase your tails."

"Wow. . . what's that?!"

Pet a Puppy

"We've found a marvelous trainer for Rex."

10 K Tail-Chase

'He does lack social skills.'

'Fetching is a good thing...but there can be TOO MUCH of a good thing.'

People who let their big dogs run around leash free and then say things like. . .

"You can stop pulling, you knucklehead—I took your leash off ten minutes ago."

'Thank you for flying Canine Airlines. You can now sit on the furniture.'