Corgi Lover Gifts

'You see the corgis? That tells me there's a queen in the hive.'

Question now is who needs an old corgi who can curtsy and walk backwards out the door.

"Edward, this blatant exploitation of our private lives must end...?"

'The reduviid got fodgel off the corgi.'

'Ever since she found out she's related to one of the Queen's Corgi's!'

'Jubilee Celebrations over; Corgis - please enter your pin.'

"Binky, I am just orrff for a Queen Elizabeth the. . . arr. . . me. . ."

"You ninny! This isn't Harry and Meghan! You've beamed up one of the queen's corgis!"

City Zoo: Day Care

Copycats

Police Feline Unit

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

'Hmph. College kids.'

"Think of it as twenty one in human years. I'll take a bourbon and toilet water."

"Why do they do that?"

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"

'Ahhh...'

"Cat box"

'Of course I'll still love you when you're old and skinny!'

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

"And I'll also take my steak raw thank you."

'What the... MOM! This isn't deer! It's a yucky tourist again!!'

Faster, Georges, faster!

Fly Football

"When is my next parole hearing?"

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

'Goodness, no Doctor, my husband is not calling you any insulting names. He's a duck and that's the only word he knows.'

"The fish sticks here are very good."

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

Swan Fairy Tales

Squirrel Chasing a Dog

Facts of life - The birds and the dogs.

Billy. The Kid.

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.