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'He's so clever he's learning a second language!'

'How did you know his name was Fritz?'...

"He's no hat and all corgis."

Agility God

No littering...

"She's a miniature."

'Now, you're new here, but you should know the rules: I get Master's newspaper and slippers! Got that?'

Pet Entertainers

Dogs all across town saw fit to teach their owners a little empathy...

'Like you, I don't know why they feed us every day, but as long as they do it, I'll stay...'

"It's harder to 'lead from the middle' than I thought."

-'Okay Rebel, find the drugs.' -'Are you kidding? There's dirty underwear here!'

When Dogs Rule

Happy birthday Darling!

"Why do you call the new sheepdog Bra?"

"I'm the best candidate."

"What kind of tomorrow is it? — I don't know, when I wake up, it's already today."

"Okay, ha ha, now seriously...Where's the rest of the nuts?"

'I'm a guard dog too.'

'Your loyalty to the company is exemplary, Potter, but we'll have to let you go if you can't stop chewing up the conference room furniture!'

Trump's State Visit to the UK

"He's a quick learner."

Dog Realtor

'Your manuscript was delicious.'

"Well, when you were called a 'bad dog,' were you publicly harmed?"

'Bring back my crystal ball!'

A sausage dog shrinking after toileting

"I didn't want him growing up to be like his father."

Mc Seven

'While we're at it - let's cruise the Bahamas!'

"...and finally..."

'It's my feature wall.'