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'It's the Border Collies! Go back! Go back!'

"And, when the DNA test results arrived, the woman realized her so-called 'little terrier mix' had been part German shepherd all along."

"He's no hat and all corgis."

Agility God

"His mother was a poodle and his father was a shoe."

'You know, if you had one of those bumper stickers, I wouldn't be in doggy-therapy.'

Shepherd, Herder, Hunter, Thinker.

Fitness Camp. I'm trying to strengthen our boarders!

Over the years, Marvin began to look like his bull mastiff.

'Boy, am I going to be pleased when the pregnancy is over...'

"It's harder to 'lead from the middle' than I thought."

"He ran out of pee."

'I'm a guard dog too.'

"He's a quick learner."

"Bruno, sit."

Dog to dog: 'I hate the way pointers are always blaming somebody else.'

Dog imagines its master as a meat chart.

Dog Training. Most of the choices the dogs made for their book reports are logical. The labrador retriever chose "Catch-22." The terrier, who loves to dig, chose "Journey to the Center of the Earth." The basset hound is doing his on "The Howling." and the shar-pei picked "A Wrinkle in Time." But the dachshund's choice confuses me. Even with the ground-hugging physique, he selected "Wuthering Heights."

'He's so clever he's learning a second language!'

"He was sold to me as a Weimaraner but I really think he's more of a Wisenheimer."

"Tonight I'm making spotted bass. Tomorrow night, spotted spaghetti."

"How does it feel to be a fink, Sparky?"

"Come on now. One of you guys know how to be a SETTER."

'How did you know his name was Fritz?'...

'That's the worst case of fleas I've ever seen...!'

"Yes, when I was young, I was a golden retriever: I'm more like a silver retriever now..."

'Ever since she has found out that she is related to one of the Queen's corgis she has been unbearable.'

"He's been watching all those cookery programmes."

'I wish I could scratch my ears.'

'Sure, Lassie made us Border Collies popular, but the drawback is that people expect us to save them or run for help all the time...'

'He's a mixed breed.'

"Gesundheit!"

"I'm sure this is an interesting story."

"Can I call you back, Rusty, I'm in the jacuzzi."

'I bit them and ran!' 'While the Doberman was giving them trouble,I bolted!'