Border Collie Paradise T-Shirts

"In heaven we're all Border Collies."

Fitness Camp. I'm trying to strengthen our boarders!

"It's harder to 'lead from the middle' than I thought."

Doggie door in The Pearly Gates.

Crossing Borders

'He's so clever he's learning a second language!'

'Are you here, Alfred?'

'How did you know his name was Fritz?'...

What brings you to Canada? None of your beeswax. Border. Business, pleasure, asylum or melodrama? Huh? Our newest category. Donald Trump eats kittens! Ashton Kutcher. Melodrama, next!

Land's End

Picasso in El Paso.

If you don't mind throwing tennis balls for eternity, I do have an opening in doggie heaven.

Doggie Heaven

Forbidden Travel to Cuba

Relaxation of the visa regime.

Fortress America

Man trips over a border.

"I guess we've crossed into Germany by accident."

Hoarder Collie

Walls protecting the USA.

Irish Border

"You DO want protection, don't you?"

"Tia Carmen says you guys are from Chicago. What part?"

"You forgot to tell him about the cigars and liquor under the seats, Dad."

Large dog going through customs

Dog heaven

So Much For Reform

Maybe you shouldn't move to Canada to avoid getting married. Canada border. Besides, your fiance seems nice - if a wee bit demanding. Huh? How do you know? I've come to save my lass! Americans are so loud.

US unemployed sneak into Mexico.

Problems at British customs

Borders

'It's the Border Collies! Go back! Go back!'

The Death Train

"I've spotted a fat gringo with gold clubs coming over the wall, poor wretch must be trying to escape persecution in his own country."