"In heaven we're all Border Collies."
Border Collies T-Shirts
Wear your love for border collies proudly with our witty and adorable t-shirts. Perfect for casual outings, dog walks, or relaxing at home.
Hoarder Collie
Schengen
UK border controls relaxed.
Collies Without Borders
Europe and immigration.
Viva Belarus!
"It's marzipan pigs."
Belarus lets immigrants into Europe
Frontex
Crossing Borders
"First the artillery softens them up. Then the armored division moves in, followed by the infantry. And remember: we're dealing with hardened asylum seekers."
'I don't smell any drugs, just Old Spice, geezer aftershave.'
"Sales rep from Milton Keynes? You prove he no British spymaster who sent you on secret mission to Bananastan?"
"Yeah, but it doesn't smell like a bomb!"
UK Home Office - Workers in the inhospitality sector.
The Best Defense for Trump's Wall
The Statue of Liberty is spraypainted with a 'keep out' sign.
'I was expecting something a little more imposing.'
'I'm sorry Sir, I can't allow you to enter this country. Your passport is okay, but your internet rating is lousy!'
Customs caution: rabid tarantulas with AIDS inside
Passport Photo
'Go through laddie. Only a true Scotsman disnae wear anything under his Kilt.'
Child Migrants
Europe
US Asylum
"Maximum quarantine protocol."
'A little discretion would have worked wonders for your business.'
"Sorry, Celesteville remains banned."
Muslim Screening Test
Last Customs Post Before the Border
"Suspected illegal alien."
Land's End
U.S. Customs.
"Which countries have you visited recently?"
Border Collies T-Shirts Collection
Border Collies Mugs
Explore our collection of border collie mugs and find the perfect way to showcase your love for these smart, energetic dogs with a touch of humor and warmth.
Border Collies Pillows
Bring cozy comfort and border collie charm to your home with pillows that celebrate these intelligent and lively dogs—perfect for any dog enthusiast.
Border Collies Prints
Transform your space with vivid border collie art prints — perfect for dog lovers who appreciate stylish, energetic, and heartwarming decor that captures their pet’s spirit.