Border Watch Enthusiast T-Shirts

Fortress America

"I don't think those are authentic, either, bud."

Preliminary Price Tag: $5,000,000,000

Fitness Camp. I'm trying to strengthen our boarders!

"You know, no matter how much you stare at your watch, summer isn't going to come any faster."

"They were all out of rings, so I got you a watch."

"How do you know my watch isn't shockproof?"

Do' you have the time?'

'Last week I got a lovely watch for my wife!'

Visiting 'friends'.

"Less overcoat, lower prices."

Dickens' Counterfeit Rolex.

'This watch goes up to fifty-nine seconds a minute!'

The Statue of Liberty is spraypainted with a 'keep out' sign.

'I've had enough of these everlasting arguments - I say you're late!'

'I've ruined so many watches: Only buy waterproff watches, not water-resistant watches,,,'

Land's End

US Asylum

"I'll miss you, Grandpa."

Picasso in El Paso.

"Thank goodness I was getting my share prices confused with my resting heart rate."

'Sure, but what if the melting pot boils OVER?'

"I feel like I'm being watched all the time."

"Not on my watch, soldier!"

"But - you've allowed eleven million illegal immigrants into the U.S. - it's still a problem...."

Jewellers - wrist watches,

Relaxation of the visa regime.

'If you want a receipt, you'll have to wait until I close. I'm right-handed.'

Sign at a border crossing saying "Welcome to the U.S.A. - We'll put M&M's in anything!"

"Hi. Obviously, I'm betting everything on the watch."

Man trips over a border.

"My watch stopped again. I don't know if it's the battery or the Mayan Calendar Function."

'Don't you care about helping the economy?!'

"Sorry, your watch is permanently one hour fast...how about moving to France....?"

'What's the big deal?! You knew I was a watch-dog when you married me.'