Border Watch Enthusiast Pillows

Fortress America

"I don't think those are authentic, either, bud."

Preliminary Price Tag: $5,000,000,000

"You know, no matter how much you stare at your watch, summer isn't going to come any faster."

"They were all out of rings, so I got you a watch."

Visiting 'friends'.

'Last week I got a lovely watch for my wife!'

Do' you have the time?'

"Less overcoat, lower prices."

Dickens' Counterfeit Rolex.

'This watch goes up to fifty-nine seconds a minute!'

The Statue of Liberty is spraypainted with a 'keep out' sign.

'I've had enough of these everlasting arguments - I say you're late!'

US Asylum

"I'll miss you, Grandpa."

'I've ruined so many watches: Only buy waterproff watches, not water-resistant watches,,,'

Land's End

"Thank goodness I was getting my share prices confused with my resting heart rate."

Picasso in El Paso.

Jewellers - wrist watches,

"But - you've allowed eleven million illegal immigrants into the U.S. - it's still a problem...."

"Not on my watch, soldier!"

Relaxation of the visa regime.

"I feel like I'm being watched all the time."

'Sure, but what if the melting pot boils OVER?'

Sign at a border crossing saying "Welcome to the U.S.A. - We'll put M&M's in anything!"

'If you want a receipt, you'll have to wait until I close. I'm right-handed.'

"Hi. Obviously, I'm betting everything on the watch."

Time pieces through history

'What's the big deal?! You knew I was a watch-dog when you married me.'

'Don't you care about helping the economy?!'

Man trips over a border.

"My watch stopped again. I don't know if it's the battery or the Mayan Calendar Function."

"Sorry, your watch is permanently one hour fast...how about moving to France....?"